[[[ (snark)Recap by
Pink Panda and Chunkie ]]]
Pink Panda: We start with a BTS of the ‘Gandang
Gabi Vice’ episode with Ruffa and Annabelle.
Chunkie: I haven't watched that one.
Pink Panda: Nah! You didn’t miss much anyway.
Next is a bbq lunch at Eddie and Annabelle’s pad with their lesser-known sons,
Elvis, Rocky and Richie Paul.
Chunkie: Annabelle talks about Sarah’s lawsuit
against GMA and thankfully it got resolved . Lol! We know that was just a
cover.
Pink Panda: Yeah! As if we don’t know that she
didn’t actually went to Switzerland “to study”.
Chunkie: But, they’re gonna stick to that
story anyway. Might as well just let them stay delulus.
Pink Panda: Eddie tells Annabelle to just focus
on being a talent mom-ager(manager). They move to the dining area and Annabelle
wants to tweet to her many, many followers about their cruise trip.
Chunkie: Awww, it’s curly-haired cutie baby
Zion again. He’s with Richard and Sarah…….And, we’re back to Ruffa again(sigh!)
Pink Panda: (yawn!)
Chunkie: She’s introduced as the new endorser
for something….and she gives an interview about something….
Pink Panda: Next, she’s in the dressing room with
her two daughters, Lorin and Venice, and they’re talking about their family
cruise vacation by Star Cruises.
Chunkie: Ruffa has an assignment for them
while they’re on the cruise; research about all the things they could do on the
ship for their family vacation by Star Cruises.
Pink Panda: How many times has Star Cruises been
mentioned in this show? We get it! You’re sponsored by Star Cruises.
Chunkie: Atleast it’s not another shameless
product placement by Sony(every 5 minutes).
Pink Panda: They also talk about the possibility of
having a new dad. Ruffa: “Maybe a British?” *wink* *wink*
Chunkie: And the kids have this detailed
checklist for a new dad. Aww, they’re adorable.
Pink Panda: Raymond is with Richard and Sarah for
a hosting job at a mall and they talk about Ruffa’s mystery man on Instagram.
They’re backstage but everyone in the mall can see them through a transparent
glass wall.
Chunkie: They’re totally on display. Richard:
“I feel like a silverback gorilla.”
Pink Panda: Then, suddenly they’re on a flight to
Singapore for their cruise.
Chunkie: Finally! It felt like forever waiting
for this. (especially with all the hype in the advertisements)
Pink Panda: But, no packing and any getting ready for
the trip hijinks?
Chunkie: That would just be Ruffa packing all
her sponsored stuff. Less screen time for that, the better.
Pink Panda: *nods in agreement* They’re on a bus
waiting for Richie Paul and Rocky because they’re already late. Annabelle
starts cursing a storm totally forgetting that there are kids around.
Chunkie: And when she gets reminded about
that, she just screams at them that she doesn’t care. Ha!
Pink Panda: The boys finally arrive, Annabelle
swears and screams at them for being late and Rocky actually screams right
back.
Chunkie: It’s a scream fest inside the bus. Ruffa:
“I thought it was World War 3!”
Pink Panda: Eddie finally can’t take
it anymore and screams at them to stop. He angrily tells Rocky to respect his
mother and that shuts him right up.
Chunkie: And, it’s raining outside. The mood
is so gloomy.
Pink Panda: Totally, everyone is just in a bad
mood. They pray for a safe trip anyway.
Chunkie: It’s ironic how Annabelle, who
initiated the prayer, curses at Richie Paul to go to church because he said he
didn’t know how to start a group prayer.
Pink Panda: They finally arrive at their
destination. They check out the ship; taking pictures and strolling around.
Chunkie: Dinnertime. They all dress up for
their first family dinner aboard the ship and they talk about what Zion would
be when he grows up.
Pink Panda: They toast to a week-long fun and
hopefully peaceful family vacation and episode 3 is a wrap.
Images via Inside Showbiz
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