Episode 2 Recap
[[[ (snark)Recap by
Pink Panda and Chunkie ]]]
Pink Panda: Ready
to waste another 30 minutes?
Chunkie: Sure,
why not? It’s for brainless fun anyway.
*Cue lame intro* G-gutz.…G-gutz....Gutz.…It takes gutz
to be a Gutierrez!
Pink Panda: Oy,
will I ever like that intro? It’s soooo so cheesy.
Chunkie: We go to
Ruffa next…she’s in a photo shoot for Mega and she’s being interviewed about
beauty tips and how she maintains her face looking so….blah blah blah….
Pink Panda: She
goes to see mom Annabelle and they talk about planning a family vacation.
Chunkie: You mean
the vacation we keep seeing in the advertisements to hype up this show, “Eddie:
the lifestyle of the rich and famous”
Pink Panda: Bingo!
They've planned this for years but it always falls apart. Ruffa mentions Susan
Roces and Annabelle tells her to stop dropping names because they might get sued.
Chunkie: Lol!
Annabelle curses her again, “Gaga”, love it!
Pink Panda: Its
Raymond’s time in the spotlight, he’s in a launch party for ‘Magnum’. In
confessionals, he talks about how he’s not as well-known as the rest of his
family.
Chunkie: Well, I’m
not surprised. He’s not really an actor or any kind of entertainer and he’s a
decent host at best.
*Commercial Break*
Pink Panda: Oh!
E, always exaggerating in your commercials. An ad for the show has the words ‘#1
Show’ plastered on it. They’re only 2 episodes in. What country is this even
considered the #1 show?
Chunkie: The land
of delulus, of course.
Pink Panda: ….and,
we’re back! Raymond is at a gym trying to lose some weight.
Chunkie: Raymond:
“Being fat is the bane of my existence” Me too! Maybe I should do a reality
show to motivate me to lose weight; or you know to go to the gym again and use
my membership.
Pink Panda: Richard
is skyping with Baby Zion. (He is so cute!) He talks with the family about
missing Zion and how they think “The People of The Philippines” is gonna react
to find out about their “Super Mega Shocking News”
Chunkie: Lol! Richard,
it’s not really shocking if we already knew even before you admitted it and I’m
pretty sure the citizens of the Philippines will be just fine; no need to get
super dramatic.
Pink Panda: They
talk about a huge candle in the center table. Annabelle states that it costs
200 dollars.
Chunkie: Wha? 200
bucks for a hideously-made candle?
Pink Panda: Club
Scene. Raymond is with actress/model Georgina Wilson. They talk about how he
didn’t use to drink alcohol before but now he’s always drinking.
Pink Panda: Eddie
and Annabelle are in a van on their way to NAIA to pick up Baby Zion(who’s with
Sarah’s mom). They worry that they might get caught by the press but
fortunately, they go home undetected.
Chunkie: (Or
turns out nobody really cares) and episode 2 ends.
Pink Panda: Next
time on Gutz…..Family vacay! Where we finally get some real drama; lots of
swearing, crying and screaming at each other’s faces. This ought to be good….
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