Pink
Panda: On the cruise ship, Richard and Raymond spend some time
and catch-up over lunch. Richard shares because of Baby Z; he has been watching
a lot of cartoons lately.
Chunkie:
Baby
Z’s favorite cartoon is, of course the universally loved, Mickey Mouse. Raymond:
“Why are children so attracted to that rat?” Hee!
Pink
Panda: Ruffa is with Lorin and Venice in the pool area, she asks
them(again!) if she should find a new husband(oy!!).
Chunkie The
kids want to try the big waterslide and they urge Mom to try it too. Commence
Ruffa’s whining: “It’s the biggest slide ever!!!” “I’m allergic to cold water!”
Pink
Panda: Good grief! That woman sure knows how to draw negative
attention! Anyway, she relents and tries the slide to prove to her kids that she’s
not an old lady.
Chunkie:
Next
vacation stop: Melaka in Malaysia. Turns out, their guide is a fan of Eddie
Gutierrez. *Cue a picture of a young mustached Eddie from years ago*
Pink
Panda: They all ride on a boat and on heavily-decorated bicycles.
Hello Kitty!!!
Chunkie:
They
go back to the ship and later that night, they watch a live band performance.
Pink
Panda: Turns out, it’s a Filipino band and two of the band
members are twins and they’re also named Richard and Raymond.
Chunkie: How coincidental! They
talk and talk and take a selfie together. Raymond: “We’re so cute!”
Chunkie:
Ruffa
flirts with said magician in the guise of innocently asking him questions and
Annabelle calls her out for it.
Pink
Panda: The twins work out in the gym, with Richard taking it
seriously while Raymond complains all the way through.
Chunkie:
They
fight over every little thing until they decide to just practice boxing combinations.
Pink
Panda: *Me thinks that they should release stress by punching
each other*
Chunkie:
Yeah! They should duke it out like real men. Oh, wait...
Pink
Panda: It’s their last night on the ship so they dine in a lavish restaurant. They all sit on two separate tables. The first table(Ruffa’s) are having a blast while the
second table(Richard’s) looks pathetically bored.
Chunkie:
They
talk about Ruffa’s lovelife again(sigh!) and Annabelle mentions that she used
to date a PG(Patay Gutom).
Pink
Panda: Ruffa tells mom that it’s all in the past and to move on
already!
Chunkie:
Ruffa
calls Eddie “Daddyyy” which I found really creepy? or bizarre?
Pink
Panda: Maybe it’s because of her tone of voice and the way she
says it?
Chunkie:
Either
way, it sounds really weird!
Pink
Panda: In the other table, Richard and Raymond are bickering
over fashion styles. Really guys?
Chunkie:
Raymond
insists that Richard copies everything and they get into a really heated
argument.
Pink
Panda: Everyone tells them to be quiet but they keep going at
it. Suddenly, Eddie erupts and screams at them to shut up.
Chunkie:
It
works but everyone is in a bad mood so Richard walks out with Rocky.
Pink
Panda: And Episode 5 ends with a ‘…to be continued’ title card.
Chunkie:
God!
What a boring episode, it gets worse and worse each week.
Pink
Panda: Basically, the sole purpose this week is to advertise ‘Star
Cruises’. *rolls eyes*
Images via Inside Showbiz
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