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Monday, June 16, 2014

It takes gutz to be a Gutierrez: Episode 3




Episode 3 Recap

[[[ (snark)Recap by Pink Panda and Chunkie ]]]


Pink Panda: We start with a BTS of the ‘Gandang Gabi Vice’ episode with Ruffa and Annabelle.

Chunkie: haven't watched that one.

 

Pink Panda: Nah! You didn’t miss much anyway. Next is a bbq lunch at Eddie and Annabelle’s pad with their lesser-known sons, Elvis, Rocky and Richie Paul.


Chunkie: Annabelle talks about Sarah’s lawsuit against GMA and thankfully it got resolved . Lol! We know that was just a cover.

Pink Panda: Yeah! As if we don’t know that she didn’t actually went to Switzerland “to study”.


Chunkie: But, they’re gonna stick to that story anyway. Might as well just let them stay delulus.

Pink Panda: Eddie tells Annabelle to just focus on being a talent mom-ager(manager). They move to the dining area and Annabelle wants to tweet to her many, many followers about their cruise trip.

Chunkie: Awww, it’s curly-haired cutie baby Zion again. He’s with Richard and Sarah…….And, we’re back to Ruffa again(sigh!)


Pink Panda: (yawn!)

Chunkie: She’s introduced as the new endorser for something….and she gives an interview about something….

Pink Panda: Next, she’s in the dressing room with her two daughters, Lorin and Venice, and they’re talking about their family cruise vacation by Star Cruises.

Chunkie: Ruffa has an assignment for them while they’re on the cruise; research about all the things they could do on the ship for their family vacation by Star Cruises.

Pink Panda: How many times has Star Cruises been mentioned in this show? We get it! You’re sponsored by Star Cruises.


Chunkie: Atleast it’s not another shameless product placement by Sony(every 5 minutes).

Pink Panda: They also talk about the possibility of having a new dad. Ruffa: “Maybe a British?” *wink* *wink*

Chunkie: And the kids have this detailed checklist for a new dad. Aww, they’re adorable.

Pink Panda: Raymond is with Richard and Sarah for a hosting job at a mall and they talk about Ruffa’s mystery man on Instagram. They’re backstage but everyone in the mall can see them through a transparent glass wall.

Chunkie: They’re totally on display. Richard: “I feel like a silverback gorilla.”

Pink Panda: Then, suddenly they’re on a flight to Singapore for their cruise.


Chunkie: Finally! It felt like forever waiting for this. (especially with all the hype in the advertisements)

Pink Panda: But, no packing and any getting ready for the trip hijinks?

Chunkie: That would just be Ruffa packing all her sponsored stuff. Less screen time for that, the better.

Pink Panda: *nods in agreement* They’re on a bus waiting for Richie Paul and Rocky because they’re already late. Annabelle starts cursing a storm totally forgetting that there are kids around.

Chunkie: And when she gets reminded about that, she just screams at them that she doesn’t care. Ha!

Pink Panda: The boys finally arrive, Annabelle swears and screams at them for being late and Rocky actually screams right back.

Chunkie: It’s a scream fest inside the bus. Ruffa: “I thought it was World War 3!”


Pink Panda: Eddie finally can’t take it anymore and screams at them to stop. He angrily tells Rocky to respect his mother and that shuts him right up.

Chunkie: And, it’s raining outside. The mood is so gloomy.

Pink Panda: Totally, everyone is just in a bad mood. They pray for a safe trip anyway.

Chunkie: It’s ironic how Annabelle, who initiated the prayer, curses at Richie Paul to go to church because he said he didn’t know how to start a group prayer.

Pink Panda: They finally arrive at their destination. They check out the ship; taking pictures and strolling around.


Chunkie: Dinnertime. They all dress up for their first family dinner aboard the ship and they talk about what Zion would be when he grows up.

Pink Panda: They toast to a week-long fun and hopefully peaceful family vacation and episode 3 is a wrap.

Images via Inside Showbiz


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