Pink
Panda: And for the last time, for the first ever season, Gutz….Gutz....Gutz….
Chunkie: It
Takes GUTZ To Be A Gutierrez!
Pink
Panda: Ugh!! It still sounds awful the 6th time
around.
Chunkie: Atleast,
we won’t get to hear it again until the second season
Pink
Panda: Ugh!! I can’t believe that this actually got renewed?
Chunkie: Well
it’s produced by E! who also produces even crappier reality shows.
Pink
Panda: Fair point! and we have to give it to them; they managed
to produce a show that’s even worse than the KUWTK, Escape Club, Eric &
Jessie…
Chunkie: …and
don’t forget Giuliana and Bill, Kendra, Married To Jonas, and that pointless Kimora
show.
Pink
Panda: Well, anyway let’s go back to our original topic: the
crappy 6th episode of crappy Gutz!
Chunkie:
We
resume with the dinner kerfuffle; Sarah calms down Richard and they head back
inside the restaurant.
Pink
Panda: Richard apologizes to Raymond, Eddie and to everyone. He
says a really corny and obviously scripted speech about their family and how
they should always be there for each other and some other cliché sayings.
Chunkie:
Damn!
That was cringe-worthy.
Pink
Panda: …especially coming from the guy who fought over his twin
brother about their fashion styles.
Chunkie: The
ladies tear up from the sappy speech and Elvis suggests that they should have
family dinner more often. (And that’s the most screen time he’s gonna get this
week. Goodbye Elvis!)
Pink
Panda: Everyone cheers to celebrate the end of the feud and
everything’s okay again.
Chunkie: The
next day, they’re in Singapore and they drop by Universal Studios, they take
pictures and the R twins, Sarah and the kids go swimming with the dolphins
Pink
Panda: The main members of the clan(Mom, Dad, Ruffa and the R
twins) head to a studio to shoot their promotional ads for the show.
Chunkie: If
you thought that the actual ads were awkward and forced, the behind-the-scenes
making of it are even more awkward and forced.
Pink
Panda: They’re back in Manila and they celebrate Ruffa’s
pre-birthday party.
Chunkie:
A
party before the actual party? The lifestyle of the rich and famous indeed!
Pink
Panda: Raymond’s now blonde and probably much more whiny than
ever.
Chunkie: They
also celebrate Baby Z’s jungle-themed christening/birthday party. You know, the one with the in-family
feud between Annabelle and Sarah’s family.
Pink
Panda: Then, each of the main 5 say their scripted lines about
what they learned over the course of their reality show and how it changed them
for the better and sometimes, even for the worse…yada, yada, yada…
Chunkie: …and
how, no matter what happens, they’re always gonna be one big family. “Everyone:
It really takes Gutz to be a Gutierrez!” Blergh!!!
Pink
Panda: And, Season 1 is a wrap!
Chunkie: So,
they just skirted the whole incident with the Lahbati’s at the christening
party?
Pink
Panda: Or they’re saving it for Season 2? You know they’re
gonna need that to promote their next season.
Chunkie:
Yeah!
Now that they just proved(with this 1st season) that nothing remotely
classified as ‘super interesting’ is actually going on with the Gutierrez clan.
Pink
Panda: They could have, just like the Kardashians, a hidden sex
tape somewhere.
Chunkie:
Well, that IS interesting! Just as long as it’s not Raymond’s.
Pink
Panda: Ha! I doubt it, seeing that he’s yet to come out of the.…well
you know…
Chunkie: I
know and everyone else does too. No need to state the obvious. *wink wink*
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