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Tuesday, November 04, 2014

It takes gutz to be a Gutierrez: Episode 5 (Season 2)


Episode 5 Snark Recap

Pink Panda: The clan is back in Manila after their family vacation in Cebu. Ruffa’s kids tease her that she’s blooming lately, which, of course, means that she has a new beau.

Chunkie: She defensively tells them that “Jordan” and she are just friends but we know better.

Pink Panda: Sarah joins Alexa for her prenatal workout class and I’m impressed and partly worried that she can twist and bend that way.

Chunkie: Meanwhile, Raymond says he’s ready for a new commitment and so he borrows Rocky’s dog, Gizmo.

Pink Panda: Aww, he’s so tiny and cute.

Chunkie:  But, apparently Raymond doesn’t think so, he calls Gizmo ‘basic’ followed by: “Nobody needs a basic Chihuahua.”  

Pink Panda: His comments are pretentious although funny: “I can’t even take care of myself on a Friday night.” “I look obese next to this dog.”

Chunkie: He plays with Gizmo in the backyard until Gizmo leaves him a ‘present’, he picks it up like it’s infectious or something.

Pink Panda: Richard and Sarah takes baby Zion to a pre-school where he plays around with Dad. And awww, he’s so cute in the confessionals (he even has his own corny captions)

Chunkie: Richard comes up with all this ridiculous ideas he wants Zion to do which Sarah shoots down immediately.

Pink Panda: Like teaching Zion jujitsu, Sarah: “He’s just 1 (y/o)”, and he even wants Zion to meet a baby lion.

Chunkie: Raymond dresses up Gizmo and gives him a make-over. They head to a dog spa so he can dye Gizmo’s fur. What. Really?

Pink Panda: He quotes, “I have hair color so the dog should have hair color.”

Chunkie:  *shakes head”

Pink Panda: We don’t get to see the results but Raymond looks shocked.

Chunkie: Ruffa is in the middle of a check-up with Sarah’s doctor and she asks if she can freeze her eggs cause she wants to have more babies in the future.

Pink Panda: Doc replies that she can but she needs to think it through because of the possibility that she might have twins (or even triplets) and she exclaims that she only wants one

Chunkie: She leaves hopeful although a little dejected.

Pink Panda: We’re back to Raymond and OMG! Gizmo’s yellow.

Chunkie: What the F---??

Pink Panda: I want to cry, I seriously want to cry. This is so ridiculous, poor Gizmo.

Chunkie: And, of course, Rocky is shocked and pissed when he sees Gizmo and calls Raymond an asshole.

Pink Panda: Tell him Rocky!

Chunkie: Raymond just tells him that it’s the trend nowadays and in the confessionals, he decides that he’s not ready for a commitment after all.

Pink Panda: After doing all that to a harmless puppy? You shallow, pretentious ass!!
Chunkie:  And he just leaves Gizmo like that. *rolls eyes*

Pink Panda: Sarah celebrates her birthday in a Moroccan-themed party. MC/asshole Raymond asks her what she wants now that she’s 21

Chunkie: Aside from happiness and good health, she answers that she wants twin and the camera turns to Richard who shakes his head.

Pink Panda: Sarah’s mom, Esther, is in attendance and chats with everyone except Annabelle since they’re still in war.

Chunkie: Annabelle wants Esther to approach her first since she declares that she did nothing wrong. O-kay, whatever you say.

Pink Panda: Ruffa pulls Mom aside to share what Sarah told her in confidence; that Sarah’s period is delayed

Chunkie: And, Annabelle is understandably sad cause it hasn’t been that long since they had Baby Zion. And, that ends Episode 5.

Pink Panda: They ended this ep with the tag: “No animals were harmed during the production of this episode.” But, that’s not an assurance for me. Dyeing Gizmo (an awful bright yellow) was too much and it’s sad to think that Raymond did it just for the show.

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