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Monday, October 27, 2014

It takes gutz to be a Gutierrez: Episode 4 (Season 2)


Episode 4 Snark Recap

Pink Panda: We’re shown Raymond’s personal videos in Cebu where he declares that he hates nature for ruining his skin.

Chunkie: And, I’m just here wondering why he had to film himself in the first place.

Pink Panda: Especially if all he does is whine (about hating everything)?

Chunkie: Exactly!

Pink Panda: The gang is on their way to the beach /cue Raymond’s whining/ where they’ll get to swim with whale sharks

Chunkie: Annabelle backs out of the boat ride while pushing Raymond to go who expectedly hates it but still he joins anyway.

Pink Panda: The rest of the family dive in to swim with the sharks and Raymond caves and joins in too and unexpectedly enjoys himself.

Chunkie: Is Ruffa actually wearing a gown?

Pink Panda: Yeah, she is. It’s for her “impromptu” underwater photo shoot with Richard as her cameraman.

Chunkie: Ha! She tries to pose all model-like and elegantly but all her shots look awful while Rocky (who photo bombed) looks great in comparison.

Pink Panda: Rocky definitely stole her “impromptu” show.

Chunkie: Lunchtime! The clan eats up different kinds of seafood, boodle-style, and now I’m hungry.

Pink Panda: Richard, Sarah and Ruffa head to a nearby waterfall for another “impromptu” photo shoot.

Chunkie: With Richard and Sarah being all lovey-dovey, Ruffa of course feels like the sad and lonely third wheel.

Pink Panda: Commence Ruffa’s whining about her ‘non-existent’ lovelife Ruffa: “Why am I alone?”

Chunkie: IDK, Beats me.

Pink Panda: Back at the hotel, Raymond hunts for stable WIFI, Ruffa goes parasailing with her kids and Raymond is on the tub with Sarah for sexy times.

Chunkie: As things get heated up, Baby Zion wakes up, crying.

Pink Panda: This of course breaks the mood and the couple bickers and point at each other that it's their turn to take care of him.

Chunkie: Sarah resentfully gets up with Richard begging her to come right back after she’s done. She’s clearly pissed so I wouldn’t count on it buddy.

Pink Panda: Eddie drinks with Elvis and Richie Paul as they talk about Alexa’s upcoming due date.

Chunkie: I like quieter and rare scenes like this one as opposed to the usual over the top whine fest.

Pink Panda: Party time! The younger family members rock it out on the dance floor and Ruffa pulls Annabelle away so they could talk privately.

Chunkie: About what else? Her lovelife, of course. *sigh*

Pink Panda: Ruffa tells mom that she likes someone and before she can even finish her sentence, Annabelle cuts her off.

Chunkie: They trade words with Annabelle mostly ranting and she asks Ruffa if she’s pregnant which the latter denies.

Pink Panda: They bicker some more and Ruffa defends her man from Annabelle’s insults. Their fight ends with Annabelle walking away fuming, not wanting to listen to her anymore.


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