It takes gutz to be a Gutierrez: Episode 10 (Season 2)

Episode 10 Snark Recap (Season 2 Finale)

Pink Panda: It’s a big Christmas party over at Richard and Ruffa’s house with the whole family and some of their closest friends

Chunkie: Ruffa is staying away from Mom Annabelle because ‘they’re trying to be civil with each other’. And she intentionally didn’t even Jordan to avoid trouble.

Pink Panda: This is the second year Sarah is spending with the Gutz family and apparently, the issue between her mom and Annabelle hasn’t been resolved.

It takes gutz to be a Gutierrez: Episode 9 (Season 2)

Episode 9 Snark Recap

Pink Panda: Eddie is at the Alabang Country Club golfing with his same-age male friends.

Chunkie: Uhm, are they using elevator music as the bgm? It makes this scene so weird.

Pink Panda: Yeah, especially because Eddie and friends are talking about his bad knee.

It takes gutz to be a Gutierrez: Episode 8 (Season 2)

Episode 8 Snark Recap

Pink Panda: The Gutz family gets prepped for a group photo shoot and after when they check the pictures they notice that Mom Annabelle is on the heavy side

Chunkie: So, Ruffa suggests that they should hire a personal trainer to help her lose weight by working out

Pink Panda: The next day, Annabelle heads to Richard’s gym, Ultimate Fitness. But, she’s not there to work out and she just came by to tell them that.

It takes gutz to be a Gutierrez: Episode 7 (Season 2)

Episode 7 Snark Recap

Pink Panda: Elvis, in the car with Lorin and Venice, wonders how the girls know so much about boys.

Chunkie: Well, their mom Ruffa only ever talks about her lovelife so I guess that answers his question.

Pink Panda: The girls are so excited about Aria’s upcoming birth and so is Grandmother Annabelle who shares a story; the time she gave birth to Elvis

It takes gutz to be a Gutierrez: Episode 6 (Season 2)

Episode 6 Snark Recap

Pink Panda: Richard and Sarah bicker over changing baby Zion’s diapers…

Chunkie:  …who by the way is wearing an adorable little Ducati racing shirt.

Pink Panda: I know! He’s so freaking cute.

It takes gutz to be a Gutierrez: Episode 5 (Season 2)

Episode 5 Snark Recap

Pink Panda: The clan is back in Manila after their family vacation in Cebu. Ruffa’s kids tease her that she’s blooming lately, which, of course, means that she has a new beau.

Chunkie: She defensively tells them that “Jordan” and she are just friends but we know better.

It takes gutz to be a Gutierrez: Episode 4 (Season 2)

Episode 4 Snark Recap

Pink Panda: We’re shown Raymond’s personal videos in Cebu where he declares that he hates nature for ruining his skin.

Chunkie: And, I’m just here wondering why he had to film himself in the first place.

Pink Panda: Especially if all he does is whine (about hating everything)?

Chunkie: Exactly!

It takes gutz to be a Gutierrez: Episode 3 (Season 2)

Episode 3 Snark Recap 

Pink Panda: Raymond meets up with celebrity/model Georgina Wilson to talk business

Chunkie:  Basically this opening scene is to promote her new business venture where she sells designer shades or smth.

Pink Panda: They also talk about the Gutierrez family’s upcoming trip to Cebu which means more drama and sure enough, family drama ensues.

It takes gutz to be a Gutierrez: Episode 2 (Season 2)

Episode 2 Snark Recap

Pink Panda: Raymond is in London with BFF’s Liz and Laureen Uy while Richard is in Italy for the WDW 2014.

Chunkie: I totally forgot how shrill Laureen’s voice is until she spoke. I always mute my TV every time that WeChat commercial of hers comes on.

Pink Panda: Ha! “More Social, More Fun!”

It takes gutz to be a Gutierrez: Episode 1 (Season 2)

Episode 1 Snark Recap (Season 2 Premiere)

Pink Panda: GUTZ is back!!! It’s Season 2 y’all! Yay!

Chunkie: Double yay! For the new (and better) opening.

Pink Panda: Aside from the main 5; Sarah Lahbati, Elvis G. and his preggy gf, Alexa Uichico (?) is now added to the fixed cast.

It Takes Gutz to be a Gutierrez: Episode 6

Episode 6 Snark Recap (Season 1 Finale)

Pink Panda: And for the last time, for the first ever season, Gutz….Gutz....Gutz….

Chunkie: It Takes GUTZ To Be A Gutierrez!

Pink Panda: Ugh!! It still sounds awful the 6^th time around.

Chunkie: Atleast, we won’t get to hear it again until the second season

Pink Panda: Ugh!! I can’t believe that this actually got renewed?

Chunkie: Well it’s produced by E! who also produces even crappier reality shows.

Pink Panda: Fair point! and we have to give it to them; they managed to produce a show that’s even worse than the KUWTK, Escape Club, Eric & Jessie…

It Takes Gutz to be a Gutierrez: Episode 5

Episode 5 Snark Recap

Pink Panda: On the cruise ship, Richard and Raymond spend some time and catch-up over lunch. Richard shares because of Baby Z; he has been watching a lot of cartoons lately.

Chunkie: Baby Z’s favorite cartoon is, of course the universally loved, Mickey Mouse. Raymond: “Why are children so attracted to that rat?” Hee!

Pink Panda: Ruffa is with Lorin and Venice in the pool area, she asks them(again!) if she should find a new husband(oy!!).

Chunkie The kids want to try the big waterslide and they urge Mom to try it too. Commence Ruffa’s whining: “It’s the biggest slide ever!!!” “I’m allergic to cold water!”

It takes gutz to be a Gutierrez: Episode 4

Episode 4 Snark Recap

Pink Panda: Here we are again, with the most undramatic reality show on TV. Seriously though, there’s more family drama off screen than in the actual episodes.

Chunkie: Tell me about it! There was so much tabloid fodder and drama surrounding Baby Zion’s christening party, that was held recently, than with all 4 episodes of this crappy show combined.

Pink Panda: Maybe next season, they should just cast the Lahbati’s.

Chunkie: But that would mean, less screen time for Ruffa. We cannot let that happen.

Pink Panda: OMG! You’re right! Because we would rather hear Ruffa talk and talk and talk about herself than watch anything even remotely entertaining.

Chunkie: Good thing, this episode starts with Annabelle’s confessional.

It takes gutz to be a Gutierrez: Episode 3

Episode 3 Recap

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Pink Panda: We start with a BTS of the ‘Gandang Gabi Vice’ episode with Ruffa and Annabelle.

Chunkie: I haven't watched that one.

 

Pink Panda: Nah! You didn’t miss much anyway. Next is a bbq lunch at Eddie and Annabelle’s pad with their lesser-known sons, Elvis, Rocky and Richie Paul.

It takes gutz to be a Gutierrez: Episode 2

Episode 2 Recap

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Pink Panda: Ready to waste another 30 minutes?

Chunkie: Sure, why not? It’s for brainless fun anyway.

*Cue lame intro* G-gutz.…G-gutz....Gutz.…It takes gutz to be a Gutierrez!

Pink Panda: Oy, will I ever like that intro? It’s soooo so cheesy.

Chunkie: We finally see Baby Zion (on pictures) and OMG!!! He’s so darn cute.

It takes gutz to be a Gutierrez: Episode 1

Episode 1 Recap (Season 1 Premiere)

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Pink Panda: New Reality Show!!!

Chunkie: Don't you mean new reality zhow!!!?

Pink Panda: Seriously?

Chunkie: what??are we not allowed to intentionally misspell words too?

Pink Panda: *Sigh* I want to smack the guy who green lit that title.