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Tuesday, December 02, 2014

It takes gutz to be a Gutierrez: Episode 9 (Season 2)


Episode 9 Snark Recap

Pink Panda: Eddie is at the Alabang Country Club golfing with his same-age male friends.

Chunkie: Uhm, are they using elevator music as the bgm? It makes this scene so weird.

Pink Panda: Yeah, especially because Eddie and friends are talking about his bad knee.

Chunkie: Over at their ‘reduced’ breakfast (since they’re both dieting) Eddie and Annabelle talk about both of them getting a stem cell surgery.

Pink Panda: It’s for Eddie’s arthritis and Annabelle’s facial skin.

Chunkie: Not only that but she also wants all her physical problems gone.

Pink Panda: Eddie points out that it’s due to the fact that she doesn’t exercise

Chunkie: Correction: she does but it’s limited to berating someone on the phone. Hee!

Pink Panda: Ruffa preps to work out at the house of her close friend Cristalle Belo instead of working out at her own house because she’s trying to get away from Mom Annabelle.

Chunkie: Jordan joins them moments later and Cristalle grills him right away per Ruffa’s earlier instructions.

Pink Panda: She asks him if he’s serious (relationship-wise) and he quickly answers yes, to the delight of Ruffa.

Chunkie: While Cristalle is boxing, Ruffa talks to Jordan in private about Annabelle. She asks him if he would still continue seeing her despite mom’s criticisms.

Pink Panda: He again answers yes and then they join Cristalle in boxing.

Chunkie: Raymond has his eyes checked and is told that he needs to wear sunglasses for his party that night. He refuses to because he quotes: “only douchebags wear sunglasses at night”.

Pink Panda: He jokes that maybe that’s why he’s still single because he lacks focus.

Chunkie: Har! Har!

Pink Panda: His right eye has a problem but there’s still a solution for it and the doctor adds that it’s possible that it runs in the family.

Chunkie: So Raymond declares, “It takes abnormal eyes to be a Gutierrez”.

Pink Panda: Annabelle and Eddie meet up with a few Stem Cure doctors to discuss their operations.

Chunkie: In confessional, Eddie is anxious for his surgery but he needs it for his health, well-being and for his ‘good’ sex life.

Pink Panda: TMI!

Chunkie: While Annabelle’s concerned about her skin and wants any anti-aging solution for it. In her confessional, she proudly shares that she had a great body in her prime.

Pink Panda: Specifically, she had the perfect 36-24-36 proportion but since she loves Eddie so much, she chose to give him lots of kids hence she lost her perfect bod.

Chunkie: It’s Baby Aria’s baptism and because she’s a Gutierrez, it has to be a grand celebration.

Pink Panda: Grandma Annabelle reasons that it has to be to keep things fair in the family since Baby Zion also had a grand celebration.

Chunkie: So, from now on that’s gonna be the family default for all the future grandkids?
Pink Panda: Yeah, all in the name of fairness.

Chunkie: Mom Alexa proudly shares that her daughter has (holy moly!) 25 godfathers and 25 godmothers.

Pink Panda: Meanwhile, the rest of the family shares their well wishes for Aria via confessional.

Chunkie: A few days later, Eddie has his stem cell surgery for his knee while Annabelle will have her own surgery soon.


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